Keep'n it real

I’m on the side of not selling ivory because it dosen’t make sense to kill an animal that big for its tiny tusk. A fact about elephants is that there tusks are used for wants like statues and jewelrey and statues that cost like 20,000 dollars . But to get the ivory you have to kill the elephant and about 100 elephants are killed for there ivory every year. Now there are less than 500,000. That seems like alot but they used to number in the mllions. I am glad that they banned the ivory trade in 1989 but people go against the law of no ivory and there called poachers theres not only a problem with killing elephants for ivory they also kill Pangolins in Asia for medicine and in India they kill butterflies and sell them for 3,000 dollars. So thats why I want the ivory trade to stop completely.

Today I’m going to teach children the pleasures of being out of school and how to get out of going to school.

1. When you have to get up act like you are still asleep( If your one of those people who can’t lie well cover your head so you don’t laugh)

2. Wake up in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep and turn the heat up real high then make yourself something hot like tea and drink it but not all of it because when you wake up in the morning tell your parents you feel like you have a fever and they will get the themometer and when they leave to let you take it put it in your tea and make sure it goes over a hundred and your parents will think your sick and you can stay home.

3. If your parents are the type that will give you anything you want just beg them to stay home and miss school(If that dosen’t work bribe them with something they can’t resist)

4. Do something really bad like get in a fight at school or destroy something.

5. Lie and tell your parents that school is closed. If they ask why say theres black ice or to much snow or something depending on th season.

6. Hide somewhere until your parents won’t take you to school.

7. Mail yourself to another country

8. Call your relative to come pick you up from school because it’s early realease day.

9. Leave school and walk home.

10.  Make sure one of your parents are broke miss the bus then pop the tire

Thank you very much for visiting our blogfor visiting our blog but I disagree the camp that you guys went to was SO pretty. Now I wish I went there. I went to google maps and your home in Africa looks beautiful  and I looked on a tourist site and I found a ride called Ratanga Junction and I thought it looked very scary(comment if you think otherwise) My 2nd favorite thing was the scratch patch and I would love to find a Diamond because that’s my birth stone. so I hope you comment on our blog and that we keep in touch. Bye new friends.

Dear Teacher

Hello I have lots of things to say about teachers, good and bad. first I will start out with our assistant teachers specials teachers and principals  sometimes I feel like they don’t even listen to what we say and they don’t listen like sometimes they will say we are all a unit or a class and it makes it seem like it’s all our fault. Another thing is that gets on my nerves is just because we’re 5th graders doesn’t mean we start all the problems or we’re the loudest. The very last thing that I don’t like is I bet you other schools have this problem at your schools is a lot of our teachers yell at us and it’s for no reason sometimes or we don’t know why because we didn’t do it. An example about this is say 2 girls named Jessica and Diana get in a fight because Jessica thought Diana was being bossy. Diana hits Jessica and then Jessica defends herself and right when Jessica hits Diana back the principal walks in or a teacher does and then Jessica gets in trouble.  It’s not fair but enough about the negative lets say some positive things like a lot of the teachers her are nice they listen to the problem and don’t jump down your throats and yell at you and it feels good that you know someone cares and is not just there to listen. So with that all said thankyou for finally listening. Bye.

The time I felt unfair was when I found out my mom gave my brother $100 dollars. This is how I found out. I took my brothers wallet to ask him if I could borrow a 20 and I looked in his wallet and I found and counted exactly $100 dollars so I asked my brother how he got 100 dollars and he said mommy gave it to him so I asked mommy if it was true she said yes and the reason she gave him 100 dollars was because he was turning 18 and thats the time I felt treated unfair.

This week Mrs. Buckmaster wants us to right our New Years resolution so mine are to be more organized because in 4th grade my binder was so full and i actually lost my whole section of science once. My second resolution is to do my homework EVERY night and ALL of it. My last resolution is to make lots of new friends and not only hang out with my old friends.

The best Christmas ever was in the year of 2008. I had the longest Christmas list ever!(If someone has had longer please comment) It had exactly 37 things on it and one of those things included a Nintendo DS. About a week before Christmas eve I begged my mom for a DS but she said no(how cruel) I was sooooo mad and I thought even if I only got the DS I would be happy but i’m not When Christmas day came I was mad and happy. Happy to get presents but mad that there was no DS I went down stairs and put a fake big smile on my face and opened up the first present I saw I opened it and it was a DS!!!! but the bad part is that I started to take it to school and it got stolen. I guess I learned my lesson.

“Yaaaaay we get to right our Christmas list!” Oh c’mon write a list about what we want for others =(“ Well I guess that’s Okay, but I have so many things I want for others Let’s see…..

                                                                          My Parents

First I want my mom to have time to herself my dad too, A bigger house (well I guess I want that more but whatever) and I want her to have money to (well I want that to, whatever) For my dad I want him to have a better job doing what he wants to doand I hope that happens.

                                                                          My Friends (and teacher)

For my friends I want to give them a happy holiday and to Jassiah and Sierra I hope you have a fun time with your little baby brothers and sisters (Hide your stuff once you get it) For Mrs.Buckmaster I hope she gets her pony or ponies and Zoey dosen’t cry because she didn’t  get what she wanted.

                                               I’m not Santa Claus but I hope you get this stuff =)

On the 16^th of November we read a story called the Giving Tree. It was about a boy who played with a tree; He swung on her branches, played in her leaves and ate her apples. As the boy grew older he started to want more things like money, a home, and a canoe. The tree couldn’t give him exactly what he wanted but gave her tree parts for what he wanted. My giving tree are my friends (I have to many to tell them all) Now they don’t give me money and things like that but they do give me things like happiness and hope and on birthdays cell phones!!! (Just kidding) whenever I’m feeling down they can tell so they try to make me laugh. Now lucky for them I laugh at words like krabby patties, bloodsucker (For those who don’t know that’s Jacobs’s way of saying vampires) (Jacob is from twilight) there very important and I hope they never go away.

My brother gets annoyed very easily some thing that annoy her are…

Step1: Hover over him even when he says to get off of him (of course you’re not really on him DUH)

Step2: Ask him really dumb questions that you know the answer to and when he’s done explaining, tell him I already knew that.

Step3: Disagree with him just because you can.

Step4: Hit him then run away

Step5: Copy him and when he says stop do it even more.

I hope this was a lot of help because I will surely do a lot more of this stuff to annoy my brother =D